Breaking in this journal with a 5 things meme.

Five times the CIH nearly caused the end of the world, but it never actually happened

1. The first time was a complete and utter accident, Jenni swore to the Council (face as pink as her hair and eyes). She deemed herself spokesperson for the group as, to be bluntly honest, it was totally her fucking fault (Kayt's words). I mean, (Kayt railed to the group as Jenni tried not to splutter and blush any shades that would clash with her features) , what sort of utter bloody tit decides that the best way to defeat a villian with a Seismic Ray Gun is to taunt him to use it on another supervillian's underground layer. An underground layer that just so happens to contain a functional sex-gamma ray that requires vibration to power it. As the Council later put it, "it's bloody lucky it was Valentine's Day and no one really noticed the difference." ....Well, except that woman in Texas who may have almost managed to take her eye out, June pointed out. Or the couple in Warsaw who sort of managed to fuse themselves together. Man, she thought, it sure was fun seeing Council members splutter.


2. The second time was really an apocalypse, Iris argued. I mean, only 3 out of the 4 horsemen turned up when we used that Ancient Incan Summoning Spell. And 2  left once they saw there was no tequila left! So really, once it all came down to it, surely that was all okay? Yeah, some ancient temples got smashed, and yes the Statue of Liberty's lips were never quite the same again but the world not ending had to count for something.  right?


3. The third time the C.I.H almost ended the world involved a cobra, some peyote, odd socks taken from 58 members of the public, an obscene amount of firecrackers, a kitten, 12 bottles of absinthe, 3 pylons and a washing line. The Council later tried to ban any bar from serving the group alcohol only for 7 to immediately go out of business.  


4. The fourth time the world had almost ended. As in "seconds-away-from-the-bomb-blowing-up-oh-shit-twisters-are-ravaging-the-western-world-and-New-York-has-a-150-foot-tidal-wave-heading-towards-it-goodbye-mum-i-love-you-and-i'm-sorry-it-was-me-that-killed-the-goldfish-not-mr.-tiddles". And then Aerin woke up out of her magically induced hyper-coma and asked who was sticking the kettle on and why was their roof suddenly missing?


5. The fifth time the C.I.H have never fully taken responsiblity for, maintaining that it was all the fault of Quinn's dragon friends and they were the ones who started playing "Risk" and they were the ones who brought over the wine. the game just....happen to spill over into the real world. a little extreme but no real harm done....right?